For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I didn't notice because vodka
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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