Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ih8liers hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(850): View more from Florida

JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

Fav 12 4637 1157
share tweet
(864): View more from South Carolina

After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

Fav 17 1905 4270
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(501): View more from Arkansas

These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.

Fav 7 3676 1329
share tweet
(916): View more from California

Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.

Fav 9 2325 1124
share tweet
(435): View more from Utah

Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night

Fav 19 2231 1485
share tweet
(843): View more from South Carolina

I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

Fav 4 1789 776
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(770): View more from Georgia

Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.

Fav 2 2100 799
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

Fav 1 327 248
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now

(862): View more from New Jersey

Awww you know you would like it if I found u

Fav 0 23 102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT