quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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