Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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