plz talk dirty to me
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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