ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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