Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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