I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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