So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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