every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
