Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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