in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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