What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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