I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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