Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
where are my eyebrows?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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