Who wears a wallet chain?!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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