69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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