At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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