why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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