he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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