her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
you made out with another girl for some wings
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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