My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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