what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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