I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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