We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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