she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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