I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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