he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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