I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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