fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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