Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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