is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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