Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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