Already got asked if we're dating
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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