garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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