erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
wow bdsm is so cute
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