dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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