I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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