Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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