I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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