Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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