what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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