i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
