she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She even gives head with a lisp.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
tell me about the fingering
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