wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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