i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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