I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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