There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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