You work out of a Hotel?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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