Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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