Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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