She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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