i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just puked most of my soul out..
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