i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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