look no pants
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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