Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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