that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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