Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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