Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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